How to have the world's most successful blog

Pondering my future success, and who the fuck forgot to put sugar in my coffee.

I've been searching all over the net for how to have a successful blog. I've been viewing (I daren't call it reading as they rarely have words) the most popular blogs in the world and I have come to the conclusion that in order to have a successful blog I must post lots of pictures of myself. Myself eating. Myself trying on clothes. Myself looking at a menu. Myself tossing my hair.

So here's the start of me becoming the world next most successful blogger EVER. 


Thanks to Milly Cundall for the exquisite photography.